i am not an american senator. i am the great kenneth williams.

"of course, you'll save some money if you stay in with the books - though you might not enjoy yourself."

"yes - but i can enjoy not enjoying myself."

-or-

"why do you have this little red book?" -

"it's not mine, it's beka's."

"oh, i thought you'd been in china."

"i've just been on the floor."

-or-

"if we were to shoot a batman film, you could be the penguin."

- will kenyon